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Deanna | 19 Years Old | Sophomore in college | Writes fanfiction | Rooster Teeth is currently my main fandom. | Whovian | Potterhead | Just trying to make it in the world | ask me anything

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE!



I can just imagine Michael taking one of those quizzes on Buzzfeed.com


  • Michael: So fucking bored, oh my god. *scrolls through Facebook*
  • Michael: "What Should You Wear Today?" Well, I've got nothing better to do.
  • Michael: *clicks link, does quiz*
  • Michael: 
  • MIchael: 
  • MIchael: LINDSAY THIS QUIZ SAYS I SHOULD WEAR A DRESS TODAY BECAUSE IT'S NICE OUT AND I'M FUCKING FABULOUS.
  • Lindsay: *from the other room* YOU ARE NOT WEARING A DRESS, MICHAEL.
  • Michael: BUT-
  • Lindsay: NO.
  • Michael: God dammit.

eldritchexperience:

I’m making a little list of scary stuff for those who don’t want to sleep tonight. No [untagged] jumpscares, promise.

Let us start with the most popular scary stories which actually had an impact, though small, on me and my iron nerves:

GoatmanAutopilotPsychosis,LightningPenpal SeriesBloodworth SagaCandle Cove10:00BoothworldThe Smiling ManNoEnd HouseFogYou Won’t Hear About This One on The NewsFollow The Arrows

Short Stories: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Short Horror Films: MockingbirdLights OutBedfellowsJackRed BalloonEaster BunnyLunaViralThe Smiling ManInternet Story

Interactive Stories: Annie96 is typingMy Fathers Long, Long, Legsthisman.org

Comics: His Face All RedJunji Ito MasterpostIbitsuPlastic Girl, and finally [EPILEPSY WARNING] Bongcheon-Dong Ghost and Ok-su Station Ghost

HORROR MOVIE RECLIST

LINKS TO WATCH HORROR MOVIES MASTERPOSTS: Masterpost #1Masterpost #2,Masterpost #3Masterpost #4 

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AND FINALLY.. The Kimberly Story. 

Careful with this one, as it’s been reported that weird things happen while and after reading this. You can find testimonials of it’s creepy after-effects here and here. The scariest follow-up stories are this one and this one

It’s like even if it doesn’t scare you. you’re fucked. It’s not even a great story, but it left me feeling awfully uneasy for some reason I still don’t quite understand. Stay safe and have fun! 


mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”


Bow to the Leader


rwbythehuntress:

michael and kerry shipping sea monkeys is the male version of barbara and arryn shipping bumbleby



Ryan + go! #40

bonus:

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Reading sad fanfics like


  • Fanfic: Hey, what's that on your face?
  • Me: .
  • Fanfic: *Hits me in the face with Major Character Death*
  • Fanfic: IT WAS PAIN

black-rose-autumn:

(Orchestral battle cover of Time To Say Goodbye.)


heytheregisela:

ayyyy, send me questions, or talk to me about your crush, or anything you’ve been wanting to talk about!!! <3


Guys, I’m sure I have a reputation somewhere in this fandom: So what is it? Leave that in my ask box as I ponder over this.


Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn


Single or not, reblog to see what you get.

incrediblesunshine:

<3 = I’m falling for you.

:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.

;) = I like you a lot.

:( = You should talk to me more.

:D = You’re beautiful.

;O = I want to be best friends.

:P = I want you more than anything.

:K = Kiss me.

:| = You annoy me.

* = We need to make out!

<*3 = I want a relationship with you.

8D = I want to do sexual things with you.


augustuswaterbender:

"Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt." - Her

seaN NO.


disneytasthic:

allroundlostcause:

NO

STOP IT

REASONS YOU COULD HAVE LOST A FOLLOWER:

  1. Someone deleted a blog
  2. Someone left your fandom
  3. Someone is overwhelmed by their dash
  4. Someone doesn’t appreciate you [GOODBYE AND GOOD LUCK]
  5. Someone needs to take some time away and can’t be tempted by your blog
  6. They don’t like something you love (yes, it’s okay, man! This is why we create the dash we want)
  7. They feel more comfortable keeping a slow dash and stalking others
  8. Tumblr is a dick sometimes

Not reasons you lost a follower:

  1. You suck

Stop worrying. I am not kidding, dudes, stop worrying, stop commenting, know that we all create the dash we want, know that we don’t delete a blog with the hope of having someone feel sad that they are down a follower. Know that it’s better to post what makes YOU happy than what makes others happy.

That insanely popular blog you love too? It loses followers every day.

That underrated oc? It does too. But the people who stay are the ones who matter the most to that one person.

If you value the loss of people who don’t stay over the loyalty of the people who do, you’re missing the point.

I get it. It hurts. But take a step back. Remember why you are here. Think about the people who love you. They are going nowhere.

I keep losing followers on and off today. It’s pretty crazy. I lose one, gain it back, lose one again lol.